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Rita's on the River – Downtown

Tex-Mex Food (Half Off). Two Options Available.

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Thu Nov 15 05:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$30
Discount
50%
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$15
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  • Happy Hour

In a Nutshell

Chili rellenos, chalupas, flautas, and enchiladas served in a restaurant with a live mariachi band and views of the river

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 2 per person. May buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for alcohol. Dine-in only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Taking loved ones on dinner dates makes them feel special, much like hiring a loud person to shout their name on the sidewalk. Make your sweetheart swoon with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $15 for $30 worth of Tex-Mex food and nonalcoholic drinks
  • $25 for $50 worth of Tex-Mex food and nonalcoholic drinks for parties of four or more

The menu includes a plate of fish tacos ($14.99), chili rellenos ($11.99), steak fajitas ($17.99), and chicken-and-sour-cream enchiladas ($9.99).

Rita's on the River

The crackling of fajita skillets punctuates the murmur of the pale-green waters that give Rita’s on the River its name. Broad trees scatter the sunlight across the rippling surface and the nearby stone patio, from which drift the aromas of steaming tamale masa, roasting poblano peppers, and enchiladas. As oversized margaritas click together, live mariachi tunes float through the air and a fountain quietly bubbles like a pocket dial from a scuba diver. When not doling out tacos and fajitas, Rita’s On the River throws its support to the community, sponsoring local baseball teams.

Groupon Says

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How can a local commercial transform your local business?

Rita's on the River

2.5 out of 5
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    Downtown

    245 E Commerce St., Suite 100
    San Antonio, Texas 78205
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