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Ritter's Frozen Custard – Portage

$5 for $10 Worth of Frozen Treats

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Wed Mar 06 04:59:59 UTC 2013
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$10
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  • Simple Pleasures

In a Nutshell

Rotating selection of frozen custard showcases light & creamy flavors that blend into Glaciers or nestle inside cones and dishes

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 1, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Valid only at listed location. Not valid for catering.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Frozen custard is used to delight taste buds, unlike boiling custard, which is used to stop invaders from scaling gingerbread castles. Harness the benefits of this powerful treat with this Groupon.

$5 for $10 Worth of Frozen Custard

Old-fashioned shop's staff fills small cones and dishes ($2.19), turtle sundaes ($4.89), and cakes ($24.99+) with frozen custard churned in-house daily and available in 90 rotating flavors. See the full menu.

Ritter's Frozen Custard

In 1989, with memories of his high-school job as an ice-cream shop attendant fresh in his mind, John Ritter founded Ritter’s Frozen Custard to share his passion for the dense, creamy concoctions of his youth with a new generation of dessert lovers. Celebrating its 2013 re-opening day on March 1, the Ritter Frozen Custard franchise today remains dedicated to handcrafting frozen custard in batches that blend the treat’s French origins with a heaping dose of midcentury Americana. The rotating lineup of flavors always includes chocolate, vanilla, light vanilla, a nut variety, a fruit variety, and a specialty flavor—all of which contain a scant 10% butterfat. Clad in blue aprons, friendly staff members scoop custard into cones, blend Glaciers and shakes with a choice of 27 toppings, and decorate creamy cakes for any occasion. The shop’s mixologists never fluff up their ice cream with air, ensuring that custard that fills each cone and take-home quart maintains a rich and creamy texture.

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Ritter's Frozen Custard

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    Portage

    217 Romence Road
    Portage, Michigan 49024
    (269) 321-8800
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