- $55 for a five-foot party cake with delivery (a $650 value)
Forgo the six-foot party sub and skip straight to dessert with a five-foot-long party cake, one foot for every year that Groupon has been bringing you great deals. The cake will be sculpted into existence by our friends at Roscoe Bakery and delivered by our cake delivery team, comprised of the most dextrous and hand-washed Groupon employees available in your area. They'll arrive at your house or office at a predesignated time and make our own birthday wish come true: celebrating with one of our great customers. This crack celebration squadron will also bring disposable utensils and up to four liters of name-brand soda, and, once you have provided a sanitary five-foot-long surface, they will lay the cake sweetly to rest, light five candles, and commence to sing “Happy Birthday” five times—virtually guaranteeing that by the fifth time, the lyrics will have lost all meaning.
Roscoe Bakery's strip-mall locale and small display case belie the whimsical and sophisticated creations whipped up by the bakery’s team of bakers and pastry chefs. They specialize in the creation of wedding and children’s cakes topped with imaginative motifs that range from fondant flowers and frosted unicorns to well-researched scientific hypotheses. For smaller occasions, they bake five flavors of cupcakes, swirled in rich buttercream.