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Run to Death – Mesa

Monster-Themed Obstacle-Course 5K Mud Run for One or Two on May 4 (Up to 57% Off)

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Thu Mar 28 06:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$75
Discount
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In a Nutshell

Trudge through mud pits and hurtle over obstacles during a 5K challenge infested with blood-thirsty monsters and demons

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 4, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Registration required. Must sign waiver.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Running a 5K tests your physical endurance more safely than hiding inside a heavyweight boxer's punching bag. Toughen up with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for one 5K registration (up to a $75 value)
  • $65 for two 5K registrations (up to a $150 value)

The Run to Death Phoenix event takes place on Saturday, May 4 at 9 a.m.

Escape the Chase

As if running through over 3 miles of mud and obstacles wasn't enough, Escape the Chase elevates heartbeats and anxiety levels by releasing gruesome zombies onto its course. Participants run along collecting lifeline ribbons placed at various checkpoints along the course. Then they must protect these lifelines from the claws of desirous demons, zombies, and other creepily costumed volunteers—all while dragging themselves through pits of mud and tumbling over hurdles. The event recognizes "survivors" as those racers who finish with at least one lifeline intact, while those who finish without a lifeline will have run themselves to death but on the bright side, they'll be able to accurately describe the afterlife to whoever will listen.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Animal Defense Mechanisms

In the wild, animals must protect themselves so they can survive long enough to one day willingly supply humans with their nutritious bodies. Here's how some creatures manage to stay alive:

Pig: Emits a strong, unpleasant odor that smells like burned bacon that was also maybe dropped on the floor once or twice

Cow: Skin becomes translucent in order to display the animal's delicious-looking insides and lure its attacker closer. Once the attacker is near, the cow hopes it will realize how pitiful and defenseless cows really are and then just leave it alone.

Chicken: Throws up a bunch

Dogs: Spend years—years—pretending they give a single guff what you have to say

Hamster: Balls itself up to look like a disgusting, hairy corn dog

Why are chickens always throwing up? Find out in today's Groupon Guide.

Run to Death

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    Mesa

    3740 South Signal Butte Road
    Mesa, Arizona 85212
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