The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you'll receive an examination, cleaning, cavity check, x-rays, and a take-home whitening treatment (a $313 total value) at Santa Fe Dental in Edmond.
After rappelling into Santa Fe Dental, bare your chompers and lean back as Drs. Mark Allen and Michael Hansen, along with an expert team of dental detectives, clean each pearly white and probe for early signs of trouble, as well as any elusive bespectacled men in red-striped hats. Using extended mirrors, hawk-like vision, and superhuman x-ray vision provided by machines, the team will spot a cavity before it becomes cavernous enough to shelter bears during the winter. Along the way, Drs. Allen and Hansen will also mold a set of whitening trays to form-fit your bite, plus a personalized kit and custom set of bone-bleaching instructions to take home with you.
Proper dental care starts with routine checkups and ends with a smile brighter than flash bulbs, longer lasting than light bulbs, and more mesmerizing than lava lamps. Enlist the experienced staffers at Santa Fe Dental to bedazzle your dentata and increase the frequency of romantic book-depository trips with today's Groupon. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Gum disease, tooth decay, and other conditions may require additional treatment (not covered) and may prohibit whitening.
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What's in Your Mouth?
If you've ever seen a Listerine commercial, you know that your mouth is secretly filled with microscopic organisms working round the clock to give you mouth diseases. Here's a guide to what you may find lurking in your face hole:
Plaque: Unlike the plaque in your office that reads, "To Jim, for Your Years of Installing Tile Without a Fatality, Warmest Wishes, Vice President Walter Mondale," this kind of plaque is nothing to show off. Plaque is a slimy film composed of microorganisms that, as any dentist will tell you, are a leading cause of good luck.
Cavities: "Too may sweets / Cavities future" goes the well-known children's rhyme that made more sense and rhymed in its original Swedish. Cavities are tiny holes in your teeth that must be filled in, or they will be occupied by squatters looking for inexpensive, fertile land.
Wisdom Teeth: Many adults face a choice: remove their wisdom teeth and live pain free or live in excruciating pain but with the ability to bite through aluminum cans and dry wall.
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