Without college apparel, the only way people could prove a connection to their alma mater would be to kidnap the mascot while reciting the fight song backwards. Show off school pride and a clean criminal record with today’s Groupon to School House.
An online purveyor of casual duds and dandifyers, School House offers a mountainous selection of ethically produced shirts, hoodies, pants, and more, all sporting school logos and fetching designs. Browse a variety of threads online, and stock up on torso wrappers and limb warmers such as the UNC library lounge pants ($40), NC State pocket tee ($30), and Wake Forest Deacon cameo tank ($26). After the package arrives and customers are swathed in their desired swaddlings, they can parade down city streets with pride to the omnipresent soundtrack of "Pomp and Circumstance."
This Groupon is limited to merchandise for Appalachian State University, Brown University, East Carolina University, North Carolina State University, Princeton University, UNC-Chapel Hill, and Wake Forest University. It is not valid for items from the School House for Barnes & Noble College Booksellers Collections.
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Groupon Says
Ace of Clubs
It's Saturday, a popular day of the week for spending the evening at an exclusive nightclub. Here are some tips for getting through the velvet rope and past even the most discerning bouncers:
- Dress to impress! Choose an outfit that will support the Groucho Marx impression you've been perfecting.
- Make a flashy display of wealth by setting some money on fire.
- Claim to be the club's owner, Mr. (NAME OF CLUB).
- Go in through the back, where there are two bouncers, but both are easy to trick.
- If you can guess the bouncer's name, he has to let you in.
- Ensure your name is always on the list by legally changing it to "David Bowie's Wife."
- Put the bouncer at ease by constantly repeating that you mean him no harm.
- Don't give your club inexperience away by pronouncing it "cloob."
- "Grease" the bouncer's palm with a 20-dollar bill covered in grease.
- Go during the day.
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