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Seasons Window – Redeem from Home

Interior and Exterior Window Washing for One- or Two-Story House (Up to 69% Off)

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No Longer Available
Thu May 24 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$224
Discount
69%
You Save
$155
  • T460x279
  • Home Improvement

In a Nutshell

Crew washes & shields interior & exterior windows with environmentally safe products

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 31, 2012
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per household. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only within 30mi of 63005; extra $1 fee per mile up to 50mi outside of 63005. 1-story option valid for up to 15 windows; 2-story option for up to 25 windows. Extra fee applies for larger residences.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Unwashed windows accumulate layers of grime that can build up and block out the sun, causing light-hungry houseplants to turn to TV sets and birthday cakes. Keep the planted masses happy with this Groupon to Seasons Window. Choose between the following options:

  • For $69, you get an interior and exterior window washing for a one-story residence (up to a $224 value). This deal is valid for residences with up to 15 windows (extra fee for larger residences).
  • For $99, you get an interior and exterior window washing for a two-story residence (up to a $294 value). This deal is valid for residences with up to 25 windows (extra fee for larger residences).

Seasons Window's professional crew revamps dirtied windows with its safe and efficient abode-scouring services. Manor managers can opt for an interior and exterior window washing, allowing the cleaning squad to spritz the house’s glass eyes with an environmentally safe solution designed to shield windows from future dirt and spying tax collectors. A sudsy mopping strips windows of grime and residue, and a quick wipe-down exposes sills to a life free of cobwebs, dust, and perished insects.

Seasons Window

Seasons Window's staff turn clouded panes into crystal-clear sheets of glass by scrubbing, mopping, and squeegeeing the insides and outsides of windows. The cleaners remove grime using an environmentally safe formula, which continues its work long after the cleaners are gone, forming a protective shield against dirt and pollen. Window washers also wipe cobwebs and dust off the sills, remove and clean screens, wax window blinds, and keep sill tracks slick with 3M silicone lubricants.

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