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Capital Lanes – Seminole Bowl

Four-Game Bowling Package for Two with or without Nachos and Drinks (Up to 53% Off)

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No Longer Available
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Value
$29
Discount
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In a Nutshell

10-pin targets tempt bowlers from end of 24 polished lanes equipped with cosmic lights & thumping sounds

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 26, 2012
  • Limit 3 per person. May buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Professional bowlers bowl not forcefully but gingerly, lending the ball spin and preserving the yet-to-be-hatched robin's eggs inside every pin. ‬Strike softly with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $14 for a bowling package for two (up to a $29.14 value)

    • Two games of bowling per person (up to a $5.17 value each)
    • Two shoe rentals (up to a $4.23 value each)

  • $21 for a bowling and snacks package for two (up to a $45.14 value)

    • Two games of bowling per person (up to a $5.17 value each)
    • Two shoe rentals (up to a $4.23 value each)
    • Nachos (a $4 value)
    • Pitcher of soda or beer (up to $8 value)

Seminole Bowl's rates fluctuate throughout the week and during the day.

Seminole Bowl

Seminole Bowl welcomes bowlers to compete on 24 polished lanes laid out beneath cosmic lights and a thumping sound system. The alley's grill revives weary bowling muscles with nachos and ice-cold soda, and a full-service bar invites bowlers to linger longer as they reminisce about the game and compose odes to the Cincinnati split. A large game room inspires kids to compete in pursuit of redemption tickets rather than the heart of the quiz bowl cheerleader.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guiding Light: Real Advice for Real People

It is incumbent upon the learned of a society to help those with lesser cranial machinations. That is why we have started The Groupon Guiding Light: Real Advice for Real People. Because here at The Groupon Guide, we know that Knowledge Is Helping™. (To receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.)

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My bf of five years still won’t move in with me. Should I stick with him or move on?
—B. Sanderson

Guiding Light: Many advicetronauts (industry term) would suggest that you analyze whether or not this relationship is going anywhere. That’s dumb. Perhaps your house is not cool enough. How many marble pillars are there? If you are able to tally them without losing count, the answer is not enough. Make it nice. Hang some paintings of old Italian horses fighting or bowls with fruit in them. Get it together, B. Sanderson.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My dog has been acting really strange lately. He wakes me up barking and sometimes even growls at me and bares his teeth. What should I do?
—Tony R.

Guiding Light: Dogs are beautiful, innocent creatures whose eyes seek justice and whose hearts live in the truth. Your dog is angry because it knows about all of your wrongdoings (slander, pickpocketing, lewd art, bad body smells, etc.) and now it wants to hold you accountable. Let your perfect pooch shower its wrath upon your home and family so that you can finally be free of sin.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm 24 and still unsure what to do with my life. I tried art and wasn't any good and didn't excel at photography. I hate corporate culture. Please help me find direction.
—Laura D.

Guiding Light: According to an online personality quiz we took on your behalf, you're a Seeker, Not a Five-Days-a-Weeker! Continue pursuing various idle hobbies, ideally at the expense of a parent or significant other. Eventually you may find one you excel at—if not, you can always move to a country where idleness is appreciated, i.e. every country but America.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm not good at cooking, but I told this girl I was. She's coming over for a dinner date next week and I have no idea what to do. What is an easy way to look like a good cook?
—Stephen B.

Guiding Light: If you aren't the best chef, fool her by wearing one of those floppy chef hats and using fake skin to cover your hands in thick, hideous calluses, which professional chefs have from years of handling frying pans with no gloves. Also, I guess buy some food from a food store.

Seriously, to receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.

Our advice is so good, sometimes we even ask ourselves (for advice).

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    Seminole Bowl

    1940 W Tennessee St.
    Tallahassee, Florida 32304
    (850) 561-0894
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