Along with damaging one's self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today's Groupon to Serene Waters. Choose from the following options:
- For $20, you get one Brazilian wax (a $40 value).
- For $39, you get two Brazilian waxes (an $80 value).
- For $99, you get one full year of Brazilian waxes scheduled once every four weeks (up to a $520 value).
Serene Waters completely clears underbrush from nether regions with all-natural hard wax and a gentle touch in an intimate setting. Aesthetician Shannon Suhr's steady hands carefully uproot fuzz with specially formulated wax that sticks to hair but, like a defective magnet, will not adhere to skin, leaving skin bare for longer than shaving. Shannon selects her skincare products from locally owned businesses in the community, all of which are free of harsh chemicals or parabens.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
Comment on our feelings board
