Everybody loves eating ribs because they're delicious and when you're done you have a tiny xylophone made of bones. Play with your food with this Groupon.
- $29 for a Pig Out Feast for two (a $60 value)
The meal includes Memphis pork ribs, Kansas City pork rib tips, and Carolina pork shoulder. Sides of potato salad, slaw, green salads, and bread accompany the meaty mains.
Seven Rivers BBQ
Before Memphis spare ribs or Kansas City rib tips are seared and glazed with barbecue sauce, Seven Rivers BBQ's pitmasters slow-smoke each rack for four hours. That's on the shorter end of the spectrum at Seven Rivers, where brisket cooks for 10 hours and Carolina pulled pork for 12. Once the cuts are ready, cooks pile them into lunchtime sandwiches, assemble them into feasts for up to six diners, or sell them by the pound in catered platters. Sides such as cajun macaroni salad accompany mains, as do libations such as three varieties of Johnnie Walker scotch whiskey. And while the business is a vendor for the Portland Trail Blazers, it also has its own dining room that serves as an homage to sports with billiards tables, buck-hunting arcade games, and rounds of tackle karaoke.