Any aspiring actress, singer, or model/comedienne/favourite daughter can kick her career into high gear by starring in a sad yet thrilling made-for-TV motion picture. If you’re looking for your vehicle to stardom, try taking the lead in one of these prime-time-ready plots:

Sin to the Looking Glass: A woman wakes up to find her fraternal twin sister cooking breakfast for her and her husband. She can’t tell if this is weird or nice until she remembers that her husband can’t tell her and her twin apart. It’s too late because her husband has already woken up in a fun mood and had fun with the twin. The woman knows what she has to do.

Really Going Bump in the Night: A woman goes to bed, only to hear the sound of her husband moving around. Thinking that he’s being abducted, she swings a lamp at his abductor. She hears two bodies fall to the ground and realizes he was actually just cheating on her. She knows what she has done.

Holding Court: A woman is walking around the mall living a normal life when she runs into her son’s sexy but lonely basketball coach at the food court. In a fit of passion, she cheats on her husband with the coach right then and there. She immediately regrets having committed this very personal act in a public place. She knows what she must do to all the witnesses.