A spotless car attracts favourable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Make a clean getaway with today’s Groupon to Shine Master. Choose between the following options:

• For $39, you get $78 worth of window tinting.
• For $299, you get a permanent protection rustproofing and sealant package (a $599 value).

The auto aestheticians of Shine Master polish, tint, and seal cars to unveil interior and exterior lustres and shield parts from rust. Windows don their sunglasses via Shine Master’s tinting services ($39/door), which cloaks transparent panes in films from top brands such as Madico and LLumar. Owners can choose a light film for minor mystery, a dark film for covert missions, and dyed options for vehicles with a stained-glass fixation.

The permanent protection package rustproofs an auto's underside with a thick black sound-deadener, and services the upper panels, trunk, doors, engine compartment, and underbelly with permanent rust protection that does not harden, crack, or drip (new car applications come with a lifetime warranty). Technicians cloak car paint with a PPS sealant, which creates an armoured shield against acid rain, pollution, and indiscriminate leaners, and virtually eliminates the need for future waxing. The protection package culminates with liquid-repelling 3M Scotchgard fabric protectant, which technicians massage into all carpet and fabric surfaces for up to seven years of stain-free results.