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Simmons Chiropractic – Detroit

One or Two 60-Minute Massages (Up to 58% Off)

from$29
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No Longer Available
Fri Aug 17 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$60
Discount
52%
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$31
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Chiropractors soothe muscles with massage therapy and perform chiropractic exams and adjustments on request

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 29, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options at Simmons Chiropractic

  • $29 for one one-hour massage (a $60 value)
  • $50 for two one-hour massages (a $120 value)

Massage therapists well versed in the anatomy and secret passwords of the back soothe muscles during one-hour sessions. If desired, patrons can also request a complimentary chiropractic exam and adjustment to enhance the revitalizing effects of their massage.

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Simmons Chiropractic

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    Detroit

    20355 Kelly Rd.
    Detroit, Michigan 48225
    (313) 839-9100
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