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Simple Relief Wellness Center – Sarasota

Chiropractic Exam and Therapeutic Massage with Optional Computerized Posture Analysis and Adjustment (Up to 80% Off)

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Value
$165
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79%
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$130
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In a Nutshell

Chiropractor examines the spine and massages the back; posture analysis studies vertebrae before a chiropractor makes adjustments

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must sign waiver. Important patient disclosure.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Like the hand inside a sock puppet, the spine supports the body's every motion and keeps it from collapsing into a formless sack of cotton and googly eyes. Maintain your vertebral integrity with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $35 for a 30-minute chiropractic exam and a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $165 value)
  • $49 for a 30-minute chiropractic exam with a computerized posture analysis, a chiropractic adjustment, and a 60-minute massage (a $245 value)

Massage Establishment #13419

THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.

Simple Relief Wellness Center

Helmed by Dr. Joseph Balen, Simple Relief Wellness Center’s therapeutic massages and adjustments correct muscle aches resulting from back spasms, injury, surgery, and other sources of strain. Female and male massage therapists use a variety of gentle and intense pressure to boost circulation, improve range of motion, and lull muscles into happy dreams of lifting cars off loved ones and into the jaws of a robot T. rex. The massages can stand alone or accompany a chiropractic adjustment to help correct postural issues related to strain or injury. For serious cases, Dr. Balen can call on cold-laser and electric stimulation therapies to relieve pain with the power of technology.

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Simple Relief Wellness Center

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    Sarasota

    625 N Washington Blvd.
    Sarasota, Florida 34236
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