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Skateville Family Rollerskating Center – Burnsville

Roller-Skating Outing with Rentals, Lockers, and Hot Dogs and Soft Drinks for Two or Four (Up to 55% Off)

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Mon Feb 25 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$21
Discount
52%
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$11
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  • Good for Kids
  • Rainy Day

In a Nutshell

Retro lights tumble across classic wooden skating surface, which provides smooth, authentic gliding for roller-skaters of all ages

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

A family outing fosters lifelong memories while giving houses the chance to molt in private. Leave your domicile to its own devices with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $10 for a roller-skating outing for two (up to a $21 value)
  • $19 for a roller-skating outing for four (up to a $42 value)

Each visitor receives admission to an open-skate session, a pair of rental roller skates, a locker, a hot dog, and a soft drink.

Rates fluctuate throughout the week.

Skateville Family Rollerskating Center

Since 1970, Skateville Family Rollerskating Center has facilitated friction-free entertainment on a classic indoor wooden rink. Multicolored lights tumble from retro fixtures high above the skating surface, swathing skaters in incandescent hues and mirages of Mardi Gras beads. In addition to hosting guests during open-skate hours, the family-owned roller arena gathers classes and groups together for field trips and fundraisers. The snack bar's hot dogs and soft drinks keep skaters energized, and an onsite arcade keeps hands from whining about all of the foot-centric entertainment.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

Skateville Family Rollerskating Center

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    Burnsville

    201 S River Ridge Cir
    Burnsville, Minnesota 55337
    (952) 890-0988
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