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Skintology Total Skin and Laser Spa – Chelsea

$2,500 for SmartLipo Liposuction or $110 for an Organic Facial at Skintology Total Skin and Laser Spa in Chelsea (up to $5,825 Value)

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Highlights

  • Lipo with little recovery time
  • Minimally invasive & brief
  • Organic anti-aging facial
  • Skilled, experienced staff

The Fine Print

  • Expiration varies
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple of SmartLipo option as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice. Gratuity not included.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Hourglass figures and smooth skin are enviable, which is why everyone starts bathing in steady sand streams before special occasions. Get figures and skin in shape sans silicate with today's Groupon to Skintology Total Skin and Laser Spa in Chelsea. Choose between the following options:

  • For $2,500, you get a SmartLipo laser liposuction procedure (a $5,825 value), valid for one large area or two small areas. Large areas include: love handles, stomach, upper legs, inner legs, buttocks, and full face. Small areas include: chin, cheeks, underarm, back of arm, and neck.
  • For $110, you get an organic chef's special facial (a $220 value)

A luxurious medical and day spa, Skintology offers SmartLipo as a minimally invasive way to remove excess fat or sagging skin with a shorter downtime than traditional liposuction. Under the watchful eye of doctors Alan Bienstock and J. Raza, the entire flab-flattening procedure takes 45 minutes to an hour, tightening skin as it destroys fat cells. While initial results will emerge in just a couple of weeks, overall body composition will improve and develop over the course of a few months. Results are permanent and fat will not return to the same area of the body after the procedure. Many patients return to work the next day, sliding into their desk chair or magician's assistant coffin with greater ease than ever before.

Alternately, a chef's special facial takes place over the course of one hour, utilizing an organic base blend to combat the signs of aging like a grandma hiding behind a stack of large pies. Each layer of skin is stimulated, though special focus is paid to the area around the eyes, detoxifying and brightening existing complexions whilst simultaneously hydrating parched flesh traps and perhaps even boosting collagen levels.

Reviews

Yelpers and more than 100 Citysearchers give Skintology Total Skin and Laser Spa a 4.5-star average rating. The spa has 4.25-star average rating from seven SpaFinder reviewers.

Skintology Skin and Laser Center

Skintology Skin and Laser Center’s experienced specialists help faces and bodies shrug off worn-out looks to reveal their fresher selves. Their lasers strip away unwanted hair, wayward veins, and signs of aging such as photodamage and memoirs written in wrinkles. Different types of liposuction suit a variety of lifestyles, while facial implants and injectables re-sculpt careworn mugs. Specialists are also adept at less intensive spa treatments, unclogging craniums with gentle ear candling sessions. Clients continue the pampering experience at home with the help of products that include Skintology's own proprietary line.

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Skintology Total Skin and Laser Spa

4.33 out of 5

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