Though its primary function remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed super-villain weapon: for $185, you get three laser hair-removal sessions at Sky Skin Center in Saugus. Achieving desired clearance takes about six treatments, so your Groupon gets you halfway to hair-free freedom, just in time for the summer sun.
Sky Skin Center is well versed in removing wispy whiskers and clearing overgrown underbrush from both men and women. The FDA-approved laser at the Sky Skin facility is calibrated to safely treat a variety of bodily zones. Women can clear an upper lip, chin / front of neck, hairline, cheeks, full face, jaw line, sideburns, abdomen, forearms, buttocks, bikini, and underarms. Since most sessions range between $95 and $300, this Groupon has a value of up to $900 for three sessions. Men's treatments range between $195 and $295 per session and include: back or front of the neck, shoulders, lower back, abdomen, boss's dog, chest, forearms, full beard, or underarms. The complete cycle of Sky Skin's laser treatments renders old razors unnecessary and fit for googly-eye affixing—revamping them as mildly unsafe playthings.
Laser light is a quick, mostly painless, and highly effective method for removing unwanted hair. A long-pulse, high-energy laser emits a gentle beam of light that harmlessly passes through the skin and directly targets follicles at their source. Unlike the lasers utilized by popular film hero and 2010 California gubernatorial hopeful Iron Man, these friendly beams are easy and comfortable, and they dolphinize the dermis with extreme alacrity. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Reviews
Citysearchers and Insider Pages users give Sky Skin Center perfect five-star-rating averages:
- I went here for laser hair removal. The establishment was extremely clean and tidy, with a friendly staff who were quite knowledgible [sic]. The staff made me feel at home and made the procedure as enjoyable as can be expected given the circumstances. The atmosphere was welcoming and I very much enjoyed my experience. – soumiabrown23, Citysearch
- I went to sky skin center for a facial and laser hair removal. They are the best around this area. The esthetician are [sic] wonderful. They know what they are doing. – Jen M., Insider Pages
Groupon Says
Our Laser Nation
The laser is so much a part of daily American life that we sometimes take its many uses—reading data off our DVDs, screwing with our cats, etc.—for granted. Let’s look back at some signature moments in the history of the laser:
1804: Vice President Aaron Burr singes off Alexander Hamilton’s eyebrows at 30 yards.
1865: John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln awkwardly brush hands while sharing armrest at Ford’s Theatre Laser-Zeppelin Night.
1990: The Hubble Telescope becomes self-aware, prompting the launch of the Hubble-Response Death Ray.
2006: Ryan Seacrest carves own face into moon.
2010: September 17, Hubble-Response Death Ray becomes self-aware.
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