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Slash Moraine – Payne Recreation Center

$7 for Admission to Haunted Attraction for Two ($14 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Water park transforms into a haunted swampland, home to gruesome zombies, monsters, and maniacs played by live actors

The Fine Print

  • Expires Oct 27, 2012
  • Limit 4 per person. May buy 4 additional as gifts. Children 10 and under must be accompanied by an adult.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Spooky is the most neglected of the five basic human emotions: spooky, joy, sorrow, grouchy, and wet. Get horror glands pumping with this Groupon.

$7 for Admission for Two ($14 Value)

Due to the intensity of the scares and sets, children aged 10 and younger must be accompanied by an adult.

Slash Moraine

As autumn winds sweep over the pools of the Splash Moraine water park, the summer crowds flee from the coming of Slash Moraine—a terrifying yearly event that transforms the park's beaches into haunted swamps. Live actors garbed in gruesome attire prowl the abandoned grounds searching for groups to scare under the flashing strobe lights as macabre scenes of ghouls, ghosts, and foul play further play to humans' natural fear of pageantry.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: the Most Common Dreams

We all love dreaming. Dreams are a veritable digital playground where our minds run free while our bodies lie dormant in soft repose. Here are some of the most common dreams:

• There is a large tower. You climb it. While you climb you hear the voices of all those you have wronged. “Upward,” they whisper, “upward.” At the top is a piano with the heads of all your elementary-school teachers. They sing a song about all the animals you fear.

• You are eating a delightful taco. The meat and cheese are extremely tasty. When you swallow the taco you realize it wasn’t a taco; it was your arm. You are swallowing your arm. You start crying and the sailboat you are on explodes.

• Giving birth to mountain of spiders

• You are a doctor botching the surgery you are performing on Napoleon Bonaparte. With his last breath, he tells you your friends secretly hate you.

• Screaming (into the black night, etc.)

Sweet dreams are made of this.

Slash Moraine

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    Payne Recreation Center

    3800 Main St.
    Moraine, Ohio 45439
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