Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one slimming body wrap at Slender Life, valid at locations in Naples, Fort Myers, and Cape Coral (a $100 value).
Slender Life's slimming wraps are designed to detoxify, tighten, and tone bodies during each one-hour session. During treatment, a body-wrap technician sequesters bulges using contouring bandages soaked in warm, hypoallergenic mineral solutions. In compressing fat tissues stored between muscles, the wrap aims to cause toxins to flee, which may result in trimmer hips, waistlines, and bio-topiaries. Demummified bodies beam with reduced cellulite and stretch marks, all while flaunting suppler skin worthy of modeling for a fashion catalog published in hieroglyphics.