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Slender Life – Multiple Locations

$49 for One-Hour Weight-Loss Body Wrap ($100 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Trained weight-loss counselors trim waistlines & flatten stomachs with wraps that use hypoallergenic organic mineral solutions

The Fine Print

  • Expires Apr 9, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Credit card required at booking.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one slimming body wrap at Slender Life, valid at locations in Naples, Fort Myers, and Cape Coral (a $100 value).

Slender Life's slimming wraps are designed to detoxify, tighten, and tone bodies during each one-hour session. During treatment, a body-wrap technician sequesters bulges using contouring bandages soaked in warm, hypoallergenic mineral solutions. In compressing fat tissues stored between muscles, the wrap aims to cause toxins to flee, which may result in trimmer hips, waistlines, and bio-topiaries. Demummified bodies beam with reduced cellulite and stretch marks, all while flaunting suppler skin worthy of modeling for a fashion catalog published in hieroglyphics.

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The Groupon Guide to: Playing Marbles

Marbles is a game believed to involve drawing a chalk circle and populating it with collectible glass marbles of varying color and size. Since the last person who actually knew how to play "marbles" passed away in 1956, modern game theoreticians can only speculate about the rules:

• Draw a circle of chalk on the ground.
• One player adds some, but not all, of their marbles.
• Another player adds a portion of their marbles.
• The players shake hands to agree that "marbles" is about to be played.
• Marbles are rolled (flicked?) at one another to result in some marbles entering the circle, while others, through gentle collision, are pushed out.
• A dog with an eye patch looks on warily, his loyalties unknown.
• A play or move results in one player getting to keep all the marbles, hence the still relevant expression "This one is for all the marbles."
• The players once again shake hands and return to their Victorian boys' academy, shipyard, or World War I trench, although one player's pockets, with every footstep, now clatter with the reminder that he has robbed the other player of the entirety of his worldly possessions.
• The half-blind dog sets off alongside the nearest set of train tracks, disappearing in a cloud of sun-bleached dust.

Can you strike it big playing the highly lucrative game of marbles?

Slender Life

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  • A

    Central Naples

    5020 Tamiami Trail N.
    Naples, Florida 34103
    (239) 649-5433
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  • B

    Winkler Safe Neighborhood

    4444 Cleveland Ave.
    Ft. Myers, Florida 33901
    (239) 275-5433
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  • C

    Caloosahatchee

    4307 S Del Prado Blvd.
    Cape Coral, Florida 33904
    (239) 549-5483
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