Like phone numbers and ill-considered doctoral theses, barbecue sauce often ends up on a napkin. Dole out savory blots with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a barbecue meal for two at Smitty's – Pit BBQ (up to a $30.45 value). The meal includes:
- One appetizer (up to an $8.95 value)
- Two beef sandwich plates (an $8.25 value each)
- Two soft drinks (up to a $2.50 value each)
The chefs at Smitty's – Pit BBQ grill servings of pork loin, chicken, and burgers over a brick barbecue pit and slather them in a tangy house barbecue sauce. Diners foreshadow the impending onslaught of entrees with seven-piece wing appetizers or Rio Grande sausage served with green chilis. Sides of german fried potatoes, cole slaw, or baked beans accompany beef sandwiches teeming with tangy sauce, and sips of homemade lemonade cascade over parched taste buds. Nestle into one of Smitty's booths backed with green leather, or nab a plush bar stool and hear the harrowing tale of how it lost its fourth leg.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Being a Good Friend
Though many of life's accomplishments are important—working as a reading tutor, not setting fire to every mailbox you happen to pass—only one accomplishment matters in the long run: being a good friend. Follow these friendship tips to separating besties from the resties:
• Every time you're drinking something, offer your friend a sip from your glass. If they decline, show them there's nothing to worry about by sterilizing your own mouth with a crème brûlée torch.
• Pick up the check whenever possible—but don’t stop there. Use your intimate knowledge of your friend to glean possible passwords to their online bank accounts and transfer their funds into a high-yield CD just in case they want to save up to go to college again.
• What's your friend's favorite animal? Do they own one yet? Could you conceivably get them one? Keep in mind that the word "impossible" was most likely invented by a bad friend.
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