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Smoothie King - #838 – Northwest Side

Smoothies and Enhancers (Half Off). Two Options Available.

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  • T460x279
  • Simple Pleasures

In a Nutshell

Smoothies blended from real fruits with honey, turbinado sugar, and nutritional supplements at Bandera Road location

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 8, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for retail products or other offers. Valid only at listed location.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Like assets and evil snowmen, fruits are easier to deal with in liquid form. Wash down nature's nectar with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $6 for $12 worth of smoothies and enhancers
  • $10 for $20 worth of smoothies and enhancers for a party of four or more

Smoothie King

Growing up, Steve Kuhnau couldn’t enjoy ice-cream sundaes and peanut-butter sandwiches because of his food allergies. In a quest for a healthy alternative, Kuhnau began mixing fresh fruits and nondairy proteins, innovating an entirely new concoction—the smoothie. He and his wife began selling blended treats out of their vitamin shop in 1973, and in the decades since, hundreds of Smoothie King franchises have opened across the country.

These days, the menu brims with more than 80 smoothie flavors, which range from Slim-N-Trim Chocolate to Banana Berry Treat. Low-cal, high-protein, and vitamin-fortified varieties accommodate dietary needs and can be customized with enhancers such as probiotics and antioxidants. Sharon Heausler, who owns the Bandera Road location, packs her shop with protein bars and nutritional supplements and dispenses gold stars to well-behaved patrons.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Making a Goofy Face

If we each spend just 15 minutes a day making a goofy face in public, this big old bowl of soup we call "Earth" won't seem quite as tasteless. Here are some tips on how to goof up your face:

  • To make a goofy smile, simply angle the corners of your lips down instead of up.

  • Stick your open hands behind your head so you look like you're either a moose or a person whose head is growing 10 fleshy nubs.

  • Turn around before making a face. That way the person you're with won't have to watch you try to fold your eyelids in half several times, if that's how you choose to make your goofy face.

  • Puff up your cheeks. You can do this the traditional way—with your breath—or the delicious way—with a pound of meatloaf.

  • For the "inverse," you'll want to shave off your head hair and glue the clippings onto your face. You'll also probably want to start walking backward and draw two eyes, a nose, and a mouth on the hairless portion of your head with lipstick. Have a friend do it too and then your inverse faces can kiss each other. That's wild!

Would the world be a better place if everyone walked around with a mouthful of meatloaf?

Smoothie King - #838

4.0 out of 5
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    Northwest Side

    11411 Bandera Rd.
    San Antonio, Texas 78250
    (210) 684-8800
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