Snorkeling allows mankind to explore uncharted oceanic worlds, exposing them to exotic underwater specimens such as the bashful sea dragon, the 3.14-tentacled octo-pi-pus, and the electric Funnoodle. Study a high-voltage menagerie with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a two-hour snorkeling adventure at Lover's Cove for two adults, including masks, fins, snorkels, wetsuits, and instruction (a $100 value), plus additional equipment and accessories (a $56 value) from Snorkeling Catalina, located in Avalon (a $160 total value).
The snorkeling adventure for two sends aqua-browsers on a nautical voyage to Lover's Cove, a subaqueous paradise bustling with blossoming underwater gardens and blithesome marine life. Dry-footed landlubbers embark to their destination, beginning their fathomless odyssey with a one-hour guided tour of the cove. After that, daring doggy-paddlers are left to their own devices for an additional hour, free to feed the fish and cast metaphorical pearls of wisdom to literal pearls of oysters. Snorkeling Catalina will bestow guests with snorkeling gear, sunglasses, fish food, and an underwater camera for capturing maritime tourist spots. No prior snorkeling experience is necessary, but adventurers should know how to swim.
Snorkeling tours are available daily all year long. Reservations are recommended.
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The Groupon Guide to: Treating Allergies
The number of people suffering from allergies continues to expand rapidly as our coddled immune systems grow ever more slothful in the wake of designer medications that convert germs and viruses into useful additional body hair. Protect yourself from nonparasitic antigens with these tips:
Know Your Enemy: Common allergic reactions include runny nose, itchy eyes, and mild anxiety about your future. If you experience any of those symptoms, you are allergic to all of the following: cat hair, dander, the feelings of others, peanuts, magic tricks, outdated maps, and sunshine. You might also be allergic to glass shards, but you won't know until you eat some.
Self-Medicate: Just as the only way to cure a snakebite is to bite the snake back (its blood is immune to the poison), you can rid yourself of your allergies through prolonged exposure. For instance, if you're allergic to cats, fill an empty swimming pool with strays and then live in a tent at the bottom for a week.
Curing the World: More Americans are killed by bee stings each year than die in every other way combined, but you can put an end to bee allergies by putting an end to bees. It would be impossible to wipe out every bee using force, but you can spit at every beehive you see—the bees will register your contempt and will eventually die of sadness.
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