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Sonie Clinic – San Jose

60- or 90-Minute Massage (Up to 54% Off)

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No Longer Available
Fri Mar 01 08:00:05 UTC 2013
Value
$80
Discount
51%
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$41
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In a Nutshell

Massage therapists soothe muscles with gentle kneads and Biotone massage oils

The Fine Print

  • Expires 90 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Must sign waiver.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Massages can offset the effects of slouching in a chair all day or writhing under demonic possession all night. Get help with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for one 60-minute massage (an $80 value)
  • $55 for one 90-minute massage (a $120 value)

Sonie Clinic

At Sonie Clinic, Dr. Sonie Sandhu and her team of healers treat stress and pain with an array of therapies. Chiropractic treatments realign spines, and massage therapists soothe muscles with gentle kneads and Biotone massage oils. Drawing on a deep knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine and acupuncture, Dr. Diana Iong treats issues that range from carpal tunnel syndrome to infertility. The clinic’s interior is as inviting as its staff, with potted plants, a refreshment bar, and a kids’ play area.

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Sonie Clinic

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    San Jose

    1590 Oakland Rd., Suite B102
    San Jose, California 95131
    (408) 729-1808
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