Taking a regular vacation is a crucial step toward combating sunscreen expiration dates and dispelling office rumors that you live in the broom closet. Cover new ground and your tracks with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 toward a two-night (or more) air-and-hotel vacation package with Southwest Airlines Vacations. With a Southwest Airlines Vacations package, air travelers can kick up cloud dust en route to destinations all across the country, from the lush neon jungles of Las Vegas to the magical mascot pilgrimage of Orlando. To plan, simply visit Southwest Vacations' website, enter your home base and destination, and then feel free to peruse dozens of different hotel packages, easily sorted by price or rating. Once the trip is prepared, Southwest Airlines entitles guests to tote two complimentary checked bags (weight and size limits apply) before legally teleporting to their destination.
Reviews
Yelpers give Southwest Airlines in Oakland an average of four stars:
- The staff is always pleasant and I've never gotten any unnecessary attitude. Oh and the best part...they don't charge for checked bags!!! – Krystal C.
- Pilot and flight attendants have the best personalities, sometimes even cracking a joke here and there. – Issabella S.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Saying "No"
As composer Alan Menken lyrically observed, "There are a million, billion wonderful ways to say no." What are some surefire ways to say "no" to unreasonable requests?
If a burdensome family member asks to crash at your place: "That would be fun—except all of my beds are infested with bedbugs. I'd offer the couch, but that thing is swarming with couchbugs, and the inflatable mattress is currently densely packed with—you guessed it—regular bugs. It's still pretty soft, though—your call!"
If a friend asks you to help move a couch: "I'd love to, truly. But the doctor says I shouldn't lift heavy things. Except for the heaviest thing of all—friendship. Except that being friends with you makes me feel lighter than air. Can I have a ride home?"
If an older boy offers you a cigarette: "No thanks, cool cat. I prefer to keep it "posi" by staying above the influence of "sched' II subs." It's just like the hip-hop version of Garfield on my binder always says: Believe the hype!"
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