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Speedloss – Online Deal

Two-Day Food-and-Juice Cleanse or Two-Day Sport Food-and-Juice Cleanse (Up to 57% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Jun 20 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$199
Discount
55%
You Save
$110
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In a Nutshell

Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers 5 times a day for 48 hours in an effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 19, 2012
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Online only, not valid for phone orders. Allow 14-21 days after order for delivery. Does not ship to AK/HI/Canada. Extra $6.99 shipping fee for these states.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Losing weight not only makes people healthier; it's also the best way to get back at gravity for its unwillingness to let them fly. Spread svelte wings with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $89 for a two-day regular or vegetarian food-and-juice cleanse (a $199 value)
  • $99 for a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food-and-juice cleanse (a $229 value)

There is a $6.99 fee for shipping to 16 states, but shipping is included for the rest of the contiguous United States. Click here for more shipping information.

Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss's FAQ page.

Speedloss

The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing and cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day cleanse—concocted in regular, vegetarian, and sport varieties—aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.

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Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Escaping Your Past

Your past is a haunted place full of people, experiences, and secret government tests you’d rather forget. Follow these steps to clear your mind and your record:

  • Cut ties with your family, friends, and anyone who has a copy of your dental records.

  • Fake your own death using whichever method your father taught you when you were a kid.

  • Secretly attend your own funeral. Write something self-deprecating in the memorial book so that no one suspects that you’re still alive and attending your own funeral.

  • Change your name to be the same as your favorite celebrity. The fun of having a celebrity name will take your mind off of the all the crying you did when you found out you were dead.

  • Help yourself forget about all that stuff by filling your brain with the names of as many different horse breeds and horse facts as you can remember.

  • Congratulations! You’re ready to restart your life as “Freddie Prinze Jr., Celebrity Horse Trainer”.

How can you prove that you weren’t at your own funeral?

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