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Speedloss – Online Deal

Two-Day Food-and-Juice Cleanse or Two-Day Sport Food-and-Juice Cleanse (Up to 57% Off)

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No Longer Available
Tue Jun 19 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$199
Discount
55%
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$110
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In a Nutshell

Juices, shakes, snacks & supplements fortify customers 5 times a day for 48 hours in an effort to detoxify systems & stimulate weight loss

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 19, 2012
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Online only, not valid for phone orders. Allow 14-21 days after order for delivery. Does not ship to AK/HI/Canada. Extra $6.99 shipping fee for these states.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Losing weight not only makes people healthier; it's also the best way to get back at gravity for its unwillingness to let them fly. Spread svelte wings with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $89 for a two-day regular or vegetarian food-and-juice cleanse (a $199 value)
  • $99 for a two-day regular or vegetarian sport food-and-juice cleanse (a $229 value)

There is a $6.99 fee for shipping to 16 states, but shipping is included for the rest of the contiguous United States. Click here for more shipping information.

Weight-loss results may vary; click here for Speedloss's FAQ page.

Speedloss

The nutrition enthusiasts at Speedloss, which opened its doors 10 years ago, concoct palate-pleasing and cleansing juices, soups, shakes, snacks, and supplements in an effort to detoxify bodies and shrink waistlines. The two-day cleanse—concocted in regular, vegetarian, and sport varieties—aims to shoo away pounds and silence the call for donuts from devious shoulder occupants with a cleansing combination of consumables. Five times a day, customers savor fat-burning protein shakes, detoxifying juices, protein-fortified oatmeal, low-calorie chocolate mousse, and low-fat soups and snacks along with helpful supplements. The vegetarian variety features juices, shakes, snacks, and supplements that are made without fish or meat products, eliciting outcries from vegetable-rights activists. Additional cleansing juices, protein shakes, and energy-boosting ingredients fortify active customers in sport plans, which also come in regular and vegetarian variations. All plans include an instruction guide brimming with weight-loss tips and shake recipes.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Promised Technology

Since the technological leaps of the Space Age, scientists have promised us numerous exciting, life-altering inventions that have yet to materialize. Here's why we're still waiting on these must-have contraptions:

Jetpacks: Aeronautical engineers are still unable to design a personal flight thruster that doesn't also burn the pilot's legs clean off.

Hoverboards: Anyone can glue a bunch of magnets to a wooden plank and ride the Earth's magnetic field, but no one has yet to sell the public on its appeal by featuring it in a movie.

Personal-Size Microwave: That’s what they were really trying to make at Chernobyl.

Love-Matching Computer: Scientists unveiled what seemed to be a breakthrough last year, but the machine kept matching every woman with, "this one really smart, lonely scientist who's… RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

Why aren’t lazy scientists solving the nation’s hoverboard crisis?

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