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Spirit Technologies – Redeem from Home

$149 for Home Energy-Use Audit ($300 Value)

$149
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No Longer Available
Fri May 27 04:59:59 UTC 2011
Value
$300
Discount
50%
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$151
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Highlights

  • Learn to reduce energy costs & increase home value
  • 20+ page report on your home
  • Certified auditors

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 27, 2011
  • Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for homes 3000 sq. ft. or less. Valid only within 25mi of downtown St. Louis.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Homeowners can reduce energy costs in many ways, from insulating attics to replacing family members with ultra-efficient animatronic family members. Replicate time-tested energy-saving techniques with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a complete home energy-use audit from Spirit Technologies (a $300 value).

Spirit Technologies sends certified auditors into homes to catch wasted energy in the act of sneaking away. People residing within 25 miles of downtown St. Louis and in homes of up to 3,000 square feet can invite a highly-trained technician to thoroughly examine their domicile’s structures and systems, from how well the walls are insulated and the roof is sheathed to how much static electricity one can generate on the welcome mats. The auditor will also consult the family within about their utility costs, energy-use habits, and the history of their home and answer any questions they may have. Post-audit, homeowners will receive a detailed report of 20 or more pages analyzing their energy use, which they can consult to plan money-saving upgrades or bind as a keepsake of a time before humanity learned to harvest all its energy from obscene YouTube comments.

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The Groupon Guide to: Translating Shakespeare

While the works of Shakespeare are undeniable classics of what then passed for the English language, modern audiences find them daunting and often require editions where present-day translations are provided. Here are a few clarified excerpts:

• "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
Modern Translation: Rose petals being a medieval delicacy, traveling grifters would use actual rose oil to mask the smell of rotting cabbage leaves in order to dupe peasants out of their farthings.

• "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts."
Modern Translation: It is considered socially acceptable to do different voices throughout your work day, and don and lose police hats or construction helmets you happen upon.

• "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."
Modern Translation: If your doddering husband wanders off at the mall, you’ll both find somebody new. I mean, it’s the mall.

• "Brevity is the soul of wit."
Modern Translation: It’s seriously very important to be brief. It’s bad to not be that. One time I was at the grocery store and asked this old guy I played poker with how he was doing. Well he went on and on about some used car deal that didn’t work out in his favor. I mean, I’m just trying to buy some cereal that tastes like candy. The kind with the bird who can’t believe that the cereal tastes like candy. The point is, never trust a bird about cereal.

• "Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war."
Modern Translation: Are you ready for some football?

What year did football replace Shakespeare?

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