Biking is the most efficient way to travel from location to location without a series of well-placed trampolines or full control over a vestigial tail. Get where you need to go without challenging your human status with today’s Groupon to Spokes Bicycle Rentals. Choose between the following options:
- For $12, you get one two-hour mountain bike or city/hybrid bike rental (up to a $24.51 value, including HST).
- For $20, you get one full-day mountain bike or city/hybrid bike rental (up to a $49 value, including HST).
All bike rentals include a helmet, bike lock, and route map.
Nestled alongside Stanley Park, Spokes Bicycle Rentals sets adventurous pedal pushers loose upon Vancouver’s metropolitan and natural splendours with its a fleet of meticulously maintained Giant brand bicycles. Riders can saddle up mountain bikes for wheeled jaunts through Stanley Park’s more than 200 kilometres of lush trails dappled with verdant tree goblins, and a city/hybrid bike ensures speedy escapes from urban jungle cats. Confidently pilot velocipedes past points of interest with the help of a descriptive route map packed with informative notes and recommendations. A two-hour rental gives bike pilots adequate time to circumnavigate the 32 kilometres of seawall along the Pacific coastline, and a full-day rental affords ample hours of wheelie-popping to win over the city’s wild bicycle population. A helmet is included with the rental, as is a lock to prevent spoked steeds from sneaking away.
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The Groupon Guide to: Boxes of Chocolates
Unfortunately, the government will never force big candy corporations to label their boxed chocolates, as this would leave them with nowhere to hide the country's disgusting deposits of cherry cordials. To help, here's a guide to knowing which chocolates are safe to eat:
Round: Eat. This will be filled with delicious coconut, the only nut with no calories and no anger that you are eating it, willingly sacrificing its life to sustain your own. Are you happy now?
Square: Do not eat. Chocolate does not naturally have corners. If it does, there's no explanation and it's uncomfortable to even think about.
Oval: Bite into this one carefully. If it's nougat—swallow. If it's not nougat, it's bird food—leave it for your spouse or children to eat. Especially if either happen to be a bird.
Lumpy: Enclose this in your hand until it melts. All of the polished rocks and metal treasures that were lurking below its surface will suddenly be revealed.
Rectangle: Eat. This one must be caramel. It just has to be.
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