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Sprout Health – Online Deal

$29 for Three-Week Diet Cleanse with Meal Plan, Grocery List, and Cooking and Nutritional Consult (Up to $120 Value)

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Mon Aug 20 06:59:59 UTC 2012
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$120
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  • Healthy Living
  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

Healthy recipes in this three-week meal plan are designed to be tasty and easy

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 14, 2013
  • Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Must email Skylor for cleanse promo code.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Staying healthy can prime you for life's challenges, from running a marathon to running from the people in an evil marathon. Get ready for anything with this Groupon.

$29 for a Three-Week Diet Cleanse (Up to $120 Value)

During a one-on-one cooking and nutritional consultation by phone (a $22 value), Skylor Powell gives clients a three-week meal plan and a corresponding grocery list (up to a $98 value). Comprising three meals a day and snacks, the cleanse is designed to decrease inflammation in the digestive tract to make it easier to absorb nutrients, and all plans include access to informational videos and forums.

Sprout Health

Skylor Powell isn't your typical health counselor. In case her turkey-bacon grilled-cheese recipe doesn't make it obvious, the yoga instructor/road-trip-taker/chef has no interest in forcing bland or difficult-to-plan meals onto plates. Instead, Skylor is passionate about making healthy lifestyles fun, delicious, and easy, and her expertise has gotten the attention of KATU news. Skylor’s nutritional programs range from single half-hour refresher discussions to three-week meal plans, and three-month coaching regimens.

Though they may include meetings, e-mails, and encouraging skywriter messages, Skylor's one-on-one wellness programs are mainly characterized by her recipes. Designed to be tasty and simple to assemble, these recipes guide clients through the creation of their own meals, which are primarily gluten- and dairy-free, and frequently incorporate vegetarian and raw foods.

Though Sprout Health sometimes features discounts online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

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