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St. Louis Lipo Laser – Multiple Locations

$99 for Three Lipo-Laser Sessions with Three Body-Vibration Treatments and Raspberry-Ketone Weight-Loss Supplements ($533 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Nonsurgical body contouring with medical laser shrinks fat cells before vibration platform helps lymphatic system flush compounds

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 15, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Not valid for clients on thyroid medications, with insulin dependent diabetics, pregnant or lactating, or those diagnosed with cancer. Treatments must be used by the same person. May redeem across visits.
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Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your secret with this Groupon.

$99 for Body-Slimming Package ($533 Value)

  • Three lipo-laser sessions
  • Three vibration-platform treatments
  • Raspberry-ketone weight-loss supplements

During each 25-minute session, staffers attach to the target area light-emitting paddles, which zap low-temperature Class IIIb cold lasers through three layers of skin, spice, and everything nice in order to force fat cells to release water, acids, and glycerol with no downtime. For an added boost, clients can then hop onto a whole-body vibration platform designed to help the lymphatic system flush out the released compounds. Clients take home raspberry-ketone supplements that promote weight loss in conjunction with the treatments. Recommended for use by Dr. Oz, raspberry ketone can help to boost metabolism.

For maximum results, St. Louis Lipo Laser recommends up to 12 lipo-laser sessions focused on one treatment area.

St. Louis Lipo Laser

St. Louis Lipo Laser eschews the space-age aesthetic one might expect from a laser body-sculpting center; if anything, the clinic’s unassuming red-brick storefront invokes the charm of a neighborhood medical practice. This same charm pervades the center’s treatment rooms, where skilled physicians and technicians welcome their patients with old-fashioned kindness as they call upon noninvasive lipo-laser technology in lieu of traditional liposuction to help combat excess pounds. Lipo-laser treatments can shrink fat cells around the hips, arms, thighs, and other areas without inflicting the incisions that more invasive fat-removal procedures require. After laser sessions coupled with body-vibration treatments, patients may see increased flexibility and other benefits similar to those of traditional exercise, and they can immediately resume such regular activities as walking down stairs and climbing up elevator cables.

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St. Louis Lipo Laser

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    O'Fallon

    7322 Village Center Dr.
    O'Fallon, Missouri 63368
    (636) 695-3177
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    Washington

    1381 High St., Suite 203
    Washington, Missouri 63090
    (636) 239-7546
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