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Stamford Sports & Spine – Downtown Stamford Historic District

One or Two 60-Minute Massages (Up to 71% Off)

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In a Nutshell

Aches and pains recede as massage therapists knead muscles into blissful repose

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 6, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person. May buy 1 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon may apply. New clients only.
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A massage releases stress more peacefully than primal scream therapy and more discreetly than a highly televised bulldozer rampage. Find an appropriate outlet with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $120 value)
  • $69 for two 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $240 value)

A complimentary chiropractic or acupuncture consultation is included with the first massage.

Stamford Sports & Spine

Stamford Sports & Spine’s medical and chiropractic doctors hail from diverse backgrounds. This allows them to draw on a variety of approaches as they ease patients’ pain and boost overall wellness. Doctors of Chiropractic Andrew Zomick—an expert in multidisciplinary sports medicine—and Jason V. Queiros—who has specialized training in advanced Cox flexion-distraction technique and Graston myofascial release—work alongside board-certified physiatrist Richard Koffler, MD, who complements western medical treatments with alternative approaches. Along with a staff of massage therapists, they provide clients with comprehensive chiropractic and wellness services including chiropractic care, corrective exercises, massage therapy, and nutritional counseling, which may help clients convince their toddlers to replace delicious green crayons with nutritious green vegetables.

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I am supposed to go on a really cool ski trip with my dad, but my wife is pregnant with our first child and the due date conflicts with the trip. What do I tell my dad?
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I sing bass in a barbershop quartet that is competing in an international quartet competition. Can you give me any pointers that would help me/my quartet have a memorable performance and might help us achieve top honors?
—A. Stratton

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Stamford Sports & Spine

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    Downtown Stamford Historic District

    1 Atlantic St., Suite 201
    Stamford, Connecticut 06901
    (203) 355-2225
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