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Staton Sports – Lorain

Batting-Cage Rental or Baseball-Field Rental (Up to 51% Off)

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$20
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In a Nutshell

Batting-cage or field rental helps batters and pitchers polish their skills at facility run by former professional ballplayer

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 31, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Subject to weather conditions. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Playing baseball takes coordination, upper-body strength, and the courage to run counterclockwise even though that direction is normally only for the immoral and weak-hearted. Take a crack at being a strong-willed American with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $10 for a 30-minute batting-cage rental (a $20 value)
  • $17 for a 60-minute batting-cage rental (a $35 value)
  • $30 for a 60-minute field rental (a $60 value)

Bats, gloves, balls, and helmets can be provided, though Staton Sports suggests customers bring their own gloves and helmets, if possible.

Staton Sports

Line drives sizzle and skid across the facilities at Staton Sports, where ballplayers polish their skills and veteran coaches prep athletes to compete in a variety of sports. Backed by stints with three MLB organizations, the center's president and CEO, T.J. Staton, heads a staff of coaches who bring a combined 20-plus years of professional playing experience to each practice, game, and training session. The center's field also plays host to traveling teams, and inside two party rooms, visitors gather to celebrate birthdays or exalt an adolescent bat's aversion to the peer pressures of cork.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Evolution

While many believe that evolution is a scientific fact, it is—in reality—a collection of the smaller, individual scientific facts presented below:

• Evolution occurs when, over millions of years and reproductive cycles, an organism spontaneously mutates in a way that is advantageous to further reproduction, like the first microbe who was able to take a breath of oxygen and use it to say "I don't know what it is, but you look nice today."

• Evolution is blatantly visible in some animals, such as giraffes who have evolved long necks to absorb more of the sunlight that powers their brains, or penguins who have devolved their ability to fly in order to avoid skysharks. It should be noted that skysharks, invented by a Soviet geneticist in 1972, are not strictly the product of evolution, although they are unstoppable.

• Human evolution has stagnated in recent decades due to the discarding of traditional notions of survival of the fittest in favor of altruism, care for the very young and very old, and the stubborn refusal to resort to cannibalism, even on very long or frustrating elevator rides. Scientists agree that evolution itself will most likely evolve into something more practical, like a tiny voice that whispers "get robot arms."

Are human beings no longer evolving? The shocking truth.

Staton Sports

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    Lorain

    3480 Colorado Ave.
    Lorain, Ohio 44052
    (440) 288-0004
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