When left neglected, floors bear marks of their owners' mischief-making, from embarrassing soda stain marks to secret stashes of marshmallows hidden beneath loose floorboards. Prevent late-night vices with today's Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- $39 for up to 100 square feet of tile-and-grout cleaning (a $100 value)
- $59 for up to 160 square feet of tile-and-grout cleaning (a $160 value)
- $39 for carpet cleaning in up to three rooms over an area of up to 750 square feet (a $134.99 value)
- $59 for carpet cleaning in up to five rooms over an area of up to 1,250 square feet (a $199.99 value)
All options are valid for houses located within Baltimore County.
Steam Carpet Cleaning MD
Steam Carpet Cleaning MD's specialized scrubbers utilize only eco-friendly cleaning techniques and equipment to scour carpet, tile, or upholstery. The company's 18 services range from furniture and leather refurbishing to rug repair. Once rugs have grown into full-fledged carpets, they need regular cleaning, which is why Steam Carpet Cleaning has mastered a variety of techniques such as steam cleaning, dry cleaning with solvents, and shampoo brushing that can tackle tough stains. A five-step process restores the original gleam to tile and grout, beginning with pretreatment and followed by assortments of scrubbing, stain removal, and grout preservation. A 100% satisfaction guarantee promises to correct any dissatisfaction within 14 days of the original work.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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