Accessorizing was first established by Earth, which decided to adorn its curvaceous, celestial body with a bright, dangly moon. Decorate your own being with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $250 worth of watches, accessories, and more from Steinhausen, redeemable online.
Steinhausen festoons wrists with elegant designs in both traditional and modern styles. Peruse the shop’s wide selection of slick men’s watches, as well as watch cases and other old-timey and new-timey accessories. The super-slim Dunn Horitzon Thin Swiss ($180–$230) lets wearers feel as elegantly ornamented as a peacock in a vintage smoking jacket, and the Steinhausen Tasche Enrich pocket watch ($300) keeps time perfectly stowed in a suit pocket or dapper kangaroo pouch.
Whether winding up or winding down, watchmen and winding women can choose from Steinhausen’s selection of automatic watch winders (most from $105–$525), which keep time on the right, linear track. Purchases arrive bundled with a coupon good for 20% off all items purchased through the Steinhausen website for one year, ensuring that appendages stay adorned and wrists remain dazzling.
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The Groupon Guide to: Email
Unlike snail mail, which, despite its name, is actually delivered on horseback, email can travel the world in an instant. Here's what you need to know about this computational communication:
- The e in email stands for ephemeral, as the messages are intended to exist only for a short time. Meanwhile, the m in email stands for mail, which is short for Norman Mailer, the novelist who accidentally invented the computer while stuffing a sandwich into a typewriter.
- Email is not free to send. You can pay for your emails by affixing a stamp to your computer screen or by stuffing some quarters into your computer's DVD drive.
- All emails are routed through the post office, where they are screened for criticism of Post Office Potentate Berryl Laksys and then printed out and regular-mailed to your recipient as a backup.
- Send your email as a "draft" to have the message include a coupon for a free beer.
- Email, unlike the acrostic formed by the first letters of this guide’s bullet points, should never be a tease. Be sure to include all pertinent info in your next email!
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