If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $59 for one two-hour housecleaning session with two maids (a $130 value)
- $169 for three two-hour housecleaning sessions with two maids (a $390 value)
- $269 for five two-hour housecleaning sessions with two maids (a $650 value)
A duo of maids takes a detailed approach to cleaning, coaxing grime out of homes’ nethermost nooks, cleaning floors, and wiping down surfaces in two-hour increments.
Steph’s Cleaning
Owner and proprietor Stephanie Gonzalez, a Wichita native, leads a bonded and insured staff of cleaners that deploys into homes with its own supplies to banish dust, grime, and cobwebs that have outstayed their welcome. Each maid cleans clients’ homes with personalized care, paying special attention to areas requested by the client and employing a detailed approach that ensures that even oft-overlooked areas sparkle, such as the top of ceiling-fan blades and behind the ears of presidential busts. Regular cleaning services can maintain a home’s condition with monthly, biweekly, or weekly services, and move-out cleaning can help retain deposits by ensuring that tenants leave behind sparkling former living spaces.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Computer Function Keys
Every computer keyboard comes equipped with 12 preconfigured function keys, all of which can be easily removed and swallowed. Here's what your computer does when you press these:
F1: Prints
F2: Makes monitor only display color in shades of brown
F3: Forces keyboard to slowly ooze Vaseline for comfort purposes
F4: Prints two copies
F5: Buys rights to domain name "sensualpizza.net"
F6: Replaces desktop image with beautiful photo of a mountain that's on fire
F7: Brings up a bunch of Quaker Oats commercials
F8: Substitutes ".pdf" extension with ".hummus"
F9: Predicts how many biological parents you have
F10: Increases internal computer temperature by one degree
F11: Doesn't do anything
F12: Navigates to a website that compiles photos of puppies that are all now ugly, unlovable adult dogs
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