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Steskal Chiropractic – North Central Omaha

One or Three Massages or Chiropractic Consult with Exam, Adjustments, and X-rays (Up to 86% Off)

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In a Nutshell

A licensed chiropractor assesses pain and performs adjustments, or a skilled technician targets muscle tension with therapeutic massage

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24 hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Services must be used by the same person. Medicare Rules Apply.
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Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $35 for a chiropractic consultation with an exam, spinal adjustments, and x-rays (a $250 value)
  • $27 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $55 value)
  • $69 for three 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $165 value)

Steskal Chiropractic

At Steskal Chiropractic, licensed doctors of chiropractic target backaches, neck pain, and other uncomfortable symptoms with spinal adjustments. The chiropractors channel more than a decade of experience when performing diagnostic tests, assisted stretches, and treatments such as spinal manipulations. They also oversee massages, during which a skilled technician melts away stress and tension using focused pressure, gentle friction, and long and flowing strokes. Each patient receives a custom treatment plan, which can be reviewed with a staff doctor at any time. When pain can’t be addressed through chiropractic methods, the doctors refer patients to other skilled professionals such as physicians, dentists, and physical therapists.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Steskal Chiropractic

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    North Central Omaha

    10615 Fort St.
    Omaha, Nebraska 68134
    (402) 496-9300
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