If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects the soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon to clean and healthy teeth: for $49, you get an exam (up to $78), x-rays (up to $114), and a full mouth cleaning (up to $89) at Studio Dental in Oro Valley.
With a comprehensive exam, Studio Dental's smile specialist, Dr. Athena Storey, and her team of tooth whisperers will screen your mouth for problems such as decay, periodontal disease, and loitering tongues carrying boom boxes. X-rays will provide a more in-depth insight into the contours of your canines and any fugitive tooth fairies your mouth might be hiding. Finally, you'll receive a full mouth cleaning that helps prevent future cavities, gingivitis, frost-bitten tonsils, and gum disease. Dr. Athena has been practicing dentistry since the day she emerged fully formed from her father Zeus's head, so you'll feel safe in her expertise as you ease back and admire her brand-new office.
A beautiful smile fills the airspace around your head with a radiant confidence and is often the catalyst for new friendships, love affairs, and successful job interviews. With a clean bill of mouth health, you'll be able to take on whatever rock-candy-flavored challenges that life or a smitten turtle throws at you. Reward your teeth with a pearly grin and signing bonus to remain on your gleam team.