Before professional photographers, it was the family dog's job to herd his owners in front of the camera and execute the rule of thirds. Give border collies a break with today's Groupon from Susie Soleimani Photography. Choose between the following options:
For $99, you get a one-hour on-location photography session with a digital album (a $300 value).
For $199, you get a two-hour on-location photography session with a digital album (a $600 value).
Both options are valid for a maximum of five people, and transportation costs are included for areas within the District of Columbia. Outside of the district, transportation costs are $50 per every 10 miles.
Photographer Susie Soleimani snaps, clear, colorful, and candid images of life's precious moments. The one- or two-hour shoot can be used to supply hometown newspapers with engagement evidence or to document the bride and groom once the big day has finally arrived. Once babies, birthdays, or tear-jerking dog adoptions have been carefully edited, they are uploaded to an online gallery where friends and family can both swoon over their loved ones and question their fashion choices. Susie Soleimani will post selected watermarked photos to albums on Facebook and tag subjects, if desired. Clients and everybody the album is shared with receive $5 off one print of their choice, as well as the option of converting the pictures from black and white to Oz.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Identifying Poisonous Plants
Poison Ivy
- Identifying Characteristics: This perilous plant sprouts trifoliate, almond-shaped leaflets that differentiate it from "true" ivy, which only grows on the sides of America's best colleges.
- Effects of Exposure: Itchiness, fear of phobias, bones falling off
- Antidote: Rub affected areas against all of your body's clean, unaffected areas in order to sterilize the infection.
Poison Oak
- Identifying Characteristics: This toxic topiary looks identical to a beautiful butterfly, but unlike a butterfly, it must never be eaten.
- Effects of Exposure: Overall elevated mood, increased self-confidence, seeing potential mates as more attractive, a.k.a. "poison goggles"
- Antidote: Overpower the affected area with soothing snake venom, then neutralize the snake venom by injecting snake blood, which is obviously immune to the venom.
Poison Sumac - Identifying Characteristics: This harmful hedge is better known by its Latin name, bears. Unlike most plants, which are stationary and green, this free-roaming, furry flora is identifiable by its gnashing teeth and lust for blood.
- Effects of Exposure: Being opened by their claws and getting dragged back to their hibernation holes
- Antidote: If you accidentally rub up against a sumac and her cubs, attempt to appease them by regurgitating heaping gobs of honey into their mouths until they fall asleep.
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