Compact cars need slick sustenance if they are going to someday become strong, successful 18-wheelers. Nurture a burgeoning vehicle with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get an oil change, a tire rotation, and a 16-point inspection at Swift Chrysler Jeep Dodge Kia in Davis (a $54.50 value including sales tax and disposal fee).
Swift Chrysler Jeep Dodge Kia corrals mechanical steeds within its technologically advanced service center, where ASE-certified technicians inspect the car’s insides. This 45-minute automobile maintenance procedure—suitable for most foreign and domestic makes and models—includes a basic oil and filter change (a $29.95 value), which swaps out an engine’s ineffective lubricants for up to 5 quarts of fresh supply. Your auto will also get a tire rotation (a $20 value), which treats rubber treads to even out the wear over the upcoming miles of asphalt ahead. An accompanying complimentary 16-point inspection sets Swift automotive specialists to the task of sniffing out a vehicle’s impending safety or reliability lapses.
While their sedan, van, or SUV is being looked at, customers can hop aboard one of Swift’s free loaner bicycles—complete with handlebar baskets—and take a cruise around the neighborhood for a little exercise, to run some errands, or to impress passersby with their ability to bike on top of traffic-light poles.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Sportsmanship
Only two things elevate sports from entertainment to art: expensive shoes and sportsmanship. Here, then, is a guide to keeping the game fun for everyone:
- Good sportsmanship starts in the home; always shake your children's hands after particularly brutal tackles or 40-minute shot-blocking sessions.
- Instead of using harsh words to taunt your opponents, use preapproved on-field outbursts such as "Distracting you while you shoot free throws is advantageous to my team."
- Since baseball is not a sport, no sportsmanship is required.
- Never draw a cruel caricature of an opposing player, especially if the player is only on the team to make their dad happy and is feeling especially vulnerable due to puberty.
- The term sportsmanship has been contested as exclusionary and sexist, prompting the creation of the more acceptable term mensmanship.
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