There’s only one rule in the mosh pit—there are no rules. Here are some additional rules to behaving in a mosh pit:

• No biting.
  
• Seriously, no biting.
  
• If your mohawk-hairstyle spikes are supported by hidden metal rods, use care not to puncture anyone whilst head banging.
  
• You can lip-synch along, but don’t drown out the singer everyone paid to come see, that is rude.
  
• If you see a member of a feuding music and/or fashion subculture, nod to them politely and then go outside to rearrange each other’s dentistry with the metal parts of your shoe.
  
• If a concert patron is caught in the mosh pit unwillingly, lift them over your heads and crowd surf them to the nearest fire exit.
  
• Remember: it’s all about the music, so no biting.