Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Attract the right kind of attention with today’s Groupon to Synergy Laser Esthetic Solutions in New Rochelle. Choose between the following options:

• For $95, you get two treatments on a single area of the body (a $500 value).
• For $139, you get four treatments on a single area of the body (a $1,000 value).
• For $499, you get four full-body treatments (a $4,000 value).
  
  Single-area options include the following:
• Arms
• Abdominal pouch
• Love handles
• Back of thighs
• Inner thighs
• Neck
• Buttocks
  
  

Synergy’s licensed and certified staff helps turn back the hands of time with VelaShape body contouring, an FDA-approved treatment that uses massage, infrared light, and radio frequencies to shape and resurface the skin. Gently pulling and warming the skin as it moves, VelaShape’s elōs technology precisely deploys heat into the specific treatment area, increasing the metabolism of stored energy and lymphatic drainage to help flush out fat cells and reduce the appearance of cellulite. The seasoned staffer will also work to smooth out the skin and spread out the energy with a specialized rolling apparatus, aiming to sculpt tighter, smoother façades without subjecting clients to Michelangelo-esque temper tantrums. Sessions, which last from 30 minutes for isolated areas to approximately one hour for full-body procedures, may reduce up to 1–3 centimeters from the treatment site. Because the noninvasive sessions don’t utilize surgical implements like many other cosmetic treatments, clients experience minimal downtime and can save their Big Bird band-aids for decorating their cars’ exteriors.