Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to T3 Health Check, LLC, in Tinley Park, 40 minutes from downtown Chicago. Choose between the following options:
- For $119, you get a heart scan (a $395 value).
- For $495, you get a full-body scan (a $995 value). This service includes:
- A coronary artery scan, lung scan, pelvic scan, and abdominal scan
- A visit with a doctor prior to the scan
- Full consultation and results<p>
Physician-owned T3 Health Check, LLC’s staff of educated health specialists outwits afflictions by scrutinizing innards with electron beam tomography (EBT) before symptoms surface. A contemporary rendition of computed tomography (CT) scanners, EBT machines painlessly snap internal images and candid headshots much more swiftly and with only 20% of the radiation. An electron beam aimed at a stationary, torso-encompassing tungsten ring arcs over and under patients during the 10- to -15-minute heart scan, leaving noggins out in the open as x-rays tally arterial calcium deposits, which foreshadow dangerous plaque. Cardiovascular fact sheets sum up sessions with a calcium score that predicts the possibility of impending heart attacks and the outcome of most soap operas.
Full-body scans investigate frames from chest to tailbone, combining heart and lung surveillance with abdominal and pelvic inspections in the space of 20 to 30 minutes. Inquisitive rays penetrate respiratory chambers and neighbors’ checkbooks in search of abnormalities, detecting tumors as tiny as a grain of rice. Coronary conundrums come to light before beams shift to lower cores, scouring for maladies such as pancreatic cancer and abdominal aortic aneurysms, a male-oriented affliction that can prove deadly. Patients do not need to fast or otherwise adjust diets before appointments, all of which are held in a professional office complete with reception-area TV and cushy black chairs. For an extra $79, Groupon users can also opt to receive a wellness blood test (normally $100).
The potential benefits of early detection brought together Dr. Yomi Adeyemi and his staff of clinical and radiology specialists, who hope to help clients to fight off serious illnesses. State-of-the-art 4D ultrasound machines can pinpoint extremely small abnormalities in the carotid artery, allowing patrons to rush to treatment centers months earlier than they might otherwise have. The machines also involve no radiation exposure, unlike conventional scanners, so there’s a 100% chance you’ll still feel jealous of Superman’s x-ray vision. The center's array of services also includes weight-management treatments, heart-disease and stroke screenings, and anti-aging management medicine.
“The staff was pleasant and very professional.”
“They HAVE TO do a better job answering their phone, returning calls, getting appointments set.”