Before indoor tanning salons, tan seekers were forced to brave the angry glare of the Sun as he sneered down on mankind for assuming he revolved around the Earth and not vice versa. Tan in a friendlier environment with today’s Groupon to Tanline. Choose from the following options:
- For $22, you get one airbrush-tanning session (a $45 value).
- For $42, you get two airbrush-tanning sessions (a $90 value).
- For $60, you get three airbrush-tanning sessions (a $135 value).
- For $30, you get five premium UV-tanning sessions (a $65 value).
During UV-free airbrush-tanning sessions, skilled artisans spend about 15 minutes airbrushing epidermises with a hue-deepening solution, which delivers a sun-kissed glow that lasts for approximately one week, more than enough time to win the annual tan-off and seize leadership of the local yacht club. Starship standup booths—equipped with 50 200-watt lamps and a built-in cooling system—boost pigmentation with almost four times the UVA levels of traditional tanning beds and UVB rays, which activate melanin reserves to deliver a deep and long-lasting tan. Patrons also recline underneath the Ergoline 650's 500-watt high-pressure lamps, 33 very-high-output reflector lamps, and five shoulder-tanning lamps as an internal air conditioner keeps clients cooler than an ice-cream sandwich with Henry Winkler’s face on it.