Microdermabrasion makes faces look younger, allowing parents to pose as their own children during high-school hockey tryouts. Put on your game face with today’s Groupon: to Tatiana Esthetics in Etobicoke. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get one of the following facial services:
- An intensive wrinkle-correcting treatment (a $75 value)
- An oxygen facial (a $75 value)
- A microdermabrasion treatment (a $95 value)
- For $95, you get any three of the above facial services (up to a $285 total value).
Champions of keeping abreast of technological advances, Tatiana Esthetics’ experienced crew restores lacklustre complexions to a state of radiance via lavish, innovative facial services. During the oxygen facial, an expert skinscaper cloaks visages in pure molecular oxygen pilfered from the tops of local periodic tables, harnessing its rejuvenating qualities to help stimulate the production of collagen and elastin. Having assumed the form of a gas mist, the concentrated oxygen permeates deep into subcutaneous cells to aid in the mending of damaged skin and imbue emotion expressers with a youthful glow. The intensive wrinkle correcting treatment gently erases signs of age including fine lines and any beard that hasn't been trimmed since the 1950s. After a series of treatments, faces can regain heretofore forsaken firmness.
Alternatively, epidermises ailing from acne and aging skin revel in the imperfection-correcting powers afforded by microdermabrasion. The exfoliative treatment gently removes the skin’s dull outer layer, encouraging the young cells below to grow up healthy and never give up on their dreams.
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The Groupon Guide to: Airport Security
The airport's TSA (Toned Squad of Angels) agents act as gatekeepers to the skies. Here's what you'll need to know to pass through TSA territory:
• Passengers will be asked to pass through a full-body scanner, which uses x-ray technology to search for weapons, incriminating thigh tattoos, and gross ulcers. People who do not want a stranger to look at their underclothing areas can opt out of the scan, but they must go on a romantic yacht date with a TSA agent before being allowed to pass through security.
• Liquids in tubes, bottles, or sealed jars are unacceptable because they can't be properly sniffed or spread onto bread for identification purposes. Pour your liquids into plastic grocery bags so that agents can at least run their hands through them.
• Place your laptop computer in its own bin before passing through security. Computers must be examined separately so that agents can edit your screenplay in private.
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