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TEAL – St. Laurent

60-Minute Therapeutic Massage with Option for a 30-Minute Infrared-Detox Sauna Session (Up to 54% Off)

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In a Nutshell

A 60-minute therapeutic massage and 30-minute infrared-detox sauna session both work to relieve muscle tension

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 24, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Appointment required.New clients only. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $39 for a 60-minute therapeutic massage (an $85 value)
  • $59 for a 60-minute therapeutic massage and 30-minute infrared-detox sauna session (a $125 value)

TEAL

Guests enter TEAL's serene lavender lobby and settle into plush orange chairs in preparation for their treatments, complimentary herbal tea keeping them company with its soothing aroma. TEAL's name is an acronym for four phrases that urge patrons to pursue holistic wellness. The spa's staff of skilled aestheticians performs technologically enhanced services such as noninvasive laser therapy alongside traditional treatments including massages to help centre guests' minds and relax their bodies. Specialty facials incorporate natural ingredients such as sugar cane, essential oils, and local organic herbs to cleanse complexions, heal blemishes, and season stews cupped within pores.

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  • Do something interesting with your voice. You could give your character an accent or, if you can't do a convincing accent, just yell the entire time.

  • Cut out all the unnecessary words, such as articles and any full sentences that don't foreshadow how the main character is a group of children hiding inside a man's suit.

  • Wear a funky hat or rad loafers. That'll give the audience something to look at!

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TEAL

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    St. Laurent

    570 Montreal Rd.
    Ottawa, Ontario K1K 0T9
    (613) 745-3418
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