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Teleflora – Online Deal

Flowers (Half Off). Three Options Available.

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No Longer Available
Mon Jul 02 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$30
Discount
50%
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$15
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  • Good for Gifting

In a Nutshell

Hand-arranged bouquets crafted by local florists arrive in custom vases

The Fine Print

  • Expires Sep 26, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Valid only for option purchased. Valid at Teleflora.com only. Minimum purchase of full value required. May apply Groupon toward service fee for delivery; fees vary, but start at $14.99. Not valid in Canada. Can't be combined with other offers or promotions. Tax not included.
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If flowers stopped growing, bees would have no way to make honey and little girls at weddings would walk down the aisle tossing handfuls of tree bark. Smell the roses with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $15 for $30 worth of flowers
  • $20 for $40 worth of flowers
  • $25 for $50 worth of flowers

Arrangements range from Sunsplash ($52.95/standard size) to How Sweet It Is ($34.95/standard size) to Morning Melody ($44.95/standard size) and hundreds more. All bouquets are hand-arranged and arrive in a vase. Same-day delivery is available. A minimum purchase of the full Groupon value required. This Groupon is valid for all items on the Teleflora site.

Teleflora

Teleflora has a network of more than 15,000 florists across North America that assemble tasteful bouquets and then promptly deliver them to your chosen recipient. Once you order, a florist local to your order’s destination city will arrange the bouquet by hand, which ensures that each arrangement will receive a personal touch and arrive quickly. Flowers are cage-free and never prepackaged, and each bouquet comes with a custom vase.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Ironic Wish Fulfillment

Whether you’re a genie, a devil, or a billionaire, eventually you will use your power to use someone’s deepest desires to punish them. Here are some tips to make sure you get it right:

If they wish for:
A Billion Dollars
Grant them:
A billion-dollar life-insurance check from their favorite dog/soulmate’s insurance policy

If they wish for:
Incredible Guitar Ability
Grant them:
Incredible guitar ability because the music biz is all about connections and politics not talent. It’s such a load of bull. Songs don’t have any heart anymore.

If they wish for:
World Peace
Grant them:
World peace that has been fostered by the entire world’s mutual hatred of [person who made the wish].

If they wish for:
A Long and Happy Life
Grant them:
A long and happy life, but in a really passive-aggressive way that lets them know you didn’t really want to do it.

If they wish for:
More Wishes
Grant them:
The ability to wish for whatever they want WHILE THEY BURN IN THE SUN’S CORE.

Is there a way to win at wishes?

Teleflora

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