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www.texaschristmalightss.com – Redeem from Home

texas christmas lights fort worth

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Sat Dec 22 05:59:59 UTC 2012
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$795
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The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 20, 2013
  • Limit 1 per household. Must provide own lights for installation only option. Not valid for replacement bulbs. Extra fee for extension cords. Valid only within Tarrant County.
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Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Limousines

Limousines are high-class luxury vehicles full of superstars, and like the saying goes, "If you're going to be part of the limo nation/You'd better have some info-mation." Here's a guide to what you can expect to find on the inside of any given limo:

  • Men in suits being used as chairs by men in tuxedos
  • A woman screaming because her head is sticking out of the top of a moving vehicle
  • Neon lights that spell out "Wear Your Seatbelt"
  • Flat-screen TVs showing the famous scene where Herbie kisses Steph the Limo in The Love Bug
  • Bar stocked with Vroom vodka, the only alcohol designed to meet the specific needs of people who are in a limo on their way somewhere
  • VCR
  • Partition to keep the driver from hearing you wonder aloud if commoners are actually the happy ones
  • Tinted windows to keep light from shining onto the passengers' soft, wet eyes
  • A toilet that flushes with champagne instead of water

Why is that limousine screaming?

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