Isaac Newton discovered gravity not when cranially assaulted by a falling apple, but upon noticing his sagging jowls while examining the forehead bruise in the mirror. Help to reverse the Newtonian burden with today's Groupon: for $999, you get NaturalFill facial filler for one area at The Bassin Center for Plastic Surgery, which has locations in Orlando and Viera (a $2,100 value). Valid treatment areas include:
- Nasolabial folds
- Marionette lines
- Lower-eyelid hollows
- Cheeks
- Upper lip
- Lower lip
Dr. Roger Bassin, Dr. Rigo Mendoza and the face-beautifying veterans at The Bassin Center for Plastic Surgery soften signs of aging with the NaturalFill method, seen on The Dr. Oz Show. After applying a local anesthetic, technicians enlist the water-jet technology of Aqualipo to borrow fat cells from the abdomen, hips, or other body areas. The natural fat reserves are used in injections that work to battle fine lines, define facial contours, and craft lips plump enough to gain employment as freelance love-letter sealers. The treatment offers nearly permanent results with minimal downtime postprocedure, allowing patients to almost immediately return to their regularly scheduled lives. Additionally, the use of clients' own cells reduces the risk of allergic reaction, infection, or possible culture shock associated with introducing foreign, synthetic fillers into the body.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Smoothies and Shakes
Blenders convert thick food into liquid form for people and birds that are too busy to digest overly solid edibles. Here's a guide to some simple blended treats:
Fruit Smoothie: Fruit tastes pretty good, but it's embarrassing to eat in public because of all the uncouth juices. Blend fruits such as bananas, strawberries, and oranges into ice cream or yogurt to make them easier to sip. Add a "super fruit" such as açaí berry or sprinkles to make your body immune to vitamins.
Protein Shake: This mixture of milk, powdered muscles, and eggs cooked over a space heater was used as papier-mâché paste until the 1980s, when scientists discovered it could be used as an alternative source of fuel for bodybuilders.
Slushie: Though drinking ice is not recommended unless you want to look like some kind of Winter Olympian, it’s less challenging to drink ice that's been infused with fruit-scented syrup. Slushies are the best treat for a hot summer day or a night spent locked inside a mall food court.
Vanilla Milk Shake: Milk shakes are a great way to get in your daily dose of calcium and are a tasty alternative to milk. Try substituting a vanilla milk shake for milk in your cereal, coffee, cake, or yogurt.
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