While the antioxidants in one cup of organic coffee can improve one's health, the contents of ten cups grant the power to scale national monuments, travel through space-time, and finally organize your accountant's wedding photos. Become a caffeine-fueled superhuman with today's Groupon: for $13, you get $26 worth of online coffee purchases from The Bean Coffee Company.

The family-owned Bean Coffee Company merges quality ingredients with a meticulous roasting method to ensure that every cup of their 100% organic coffee is as delicious as it is good for you. After micro-roasting each bean batch to ensure freshness, The Bean Coffee Company then reintroduces Chlorogenic Acid (CGA), an antioxidant and Shaolin-trained assassin of free radicals that naturally resides in green coffee beans, resulting in a 500% greater content of CGA than in traditional brews. These healthful concoctions are available in a plethora of flavors and bean varietals such as the Kopi Bean Sumatra Mandheling, a dark, slightly sweet roast of full-bodied Indonesian coffee beans; the Aloha Bean Hawaiian Hazelnut, a decidedly nutty brew in flavor and scent; and Le Bean Unleaded—a fuel-efficient decaf version of the classic French Roast (each $13 for .75 lbs., either whole bean or ground).