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As patients lay on a treatment table, a noninvasive, FDA-approved Zerona laser liquefies fat cells in problematic areas across the body. The lymphatic system then ejects unwanted bulk from the body as waste, inspiring a loss of up to 3.5 inches within two weeks of each treatment.
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